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Hey All You Ranters... [Sep. 16th, 2004|10:04 am]

[mood |aggravatedaggravated]

If any of your ranters in here want to check out another rant community, me and my Best friend Shina made one so come check it out:

We're only a community of 3 right now, but I would like fellow bitchers to join!!

Thanks and keep Ranting,
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Open or Closed [May. 30th, 2004|09:10 am]

[mood |draineddrained]
[music |Talking Heads- Take Me To The River]

Ok quick rant here then off to bed. I was on my way home after the shift ended this morning figuring to grab a soda on the way home. I pull to a stop at a four way intersection, looking over to the right at one of the two covenience stores nearby I note the big OPEN sign in neon, Ok, pretty cool, I'm in, I'm out, I'm on my way. Pfffffttttt, I pull in front of the store and get out of my truck and nearly bust my damn face on the door since it was fucking locked. Ok Mr. Store Owner, Don't turn your fucking sign on if your not really open, maybe this is standard practice over in the third world where your no doubt from but over here OPEN means your open for business. I did have a mental image of the owner scratching off the red dot on his wife's forehead to see if he won another store somewhere in the United States O_O
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Talking To Hear There Own Voice [May. 29th, 2004|10:11 am]

[mood |apatheticapathetic]
[music |Nuttin]

People that say a million words and at the same time say nothing. I can feel my brain start to glaze over as they start on there way down the road to the abyss of never making a point or making you want to here anymore of what they are saying. A good dose of "Hey, could you just shut the fuck up and not say another god damn word" should do the trick.
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Unsocial-Entity [May. 24th, 2004|10:25 am]
My site is like Maddox, figured you guys would have fun since you all enjoy ranting as well....


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(no subject) [Apr. 27th, 2004|06:09 am]

Seasonal Exercisers

  • Bicycle riders. I'm not talking about the professional cyclists you see around. Those guys know the rules of the road and don't fuck with you. Sure, they make you uneasy as you drive next to them, but most of them have great etiquette. No, I'm talking about the plumber who decides he wants to get in shape but is afraid he'll shatter his knees if he tries to run (not that I can blame him). They wobble down the center of the street at 5mph, 10 if the tires haven't popped yet. You impatiently follow them, secretly hoping that they'll fall over and give you an opportunity to run over them with the alibi that they fell in front of your car as you were passing them. They never fall though. Their fat provides some sort of extraordinary balance, sort of like the buoyancy they have in the water. And sometimes they make an attempt at letting you pass, but they wobble right back into your path and are too big to get around anyway. I usually keep donuts with me and toss one to the side as far as I can.

  • Women "speed walking" in tights. Yeah, you thought this was an early-90's trend, but it's still going on. It should be classified under public indecency and outlawed. The women don about thirty pounds of fat before winter so they can hybernate inside their homes in between soccer season and baseball season. When nice weather rolls around, they buy a pair of black spandex pants 6 sizes too small and go out walking so that they can lose enough weight to fit into a bathing suit and spend the entire summer at the beach. In reality, they never slim down. All the weight they lose, if any, is gained back when they celebrate by eating three cheesecakes. Plus, they only actually go out to exercise once a week at most. But because there are so many of them, I'm still forced to witness them multiple times a day, every day.

  • The best part? When the spandex pants are so small that when the fatass puts them on, the seams stretch to such an extent that you can see their cellulite-ridden legs blotching at the sight of the sun. Or when they decide they're still going to spend all summer at the beach, even with their rolls hanging out of their bathing suit and sea of cellulite wafting over their slightly rippling fat, resembling the waves of the real sea.

  • People who think walking their dog to the end of the street is exercise. Tell you what: if you agree to also bend over and pick up the dog shit that your dog leaves on the sidewalk, I'll consider it a form of aerobics.

  • Joggers/Runners. With this group, I detest those who are actually in shape and do it regularly, and not the amateurs. Amateur joggers know that they suck and should stay on the sidewalk (or maybe they know that people pay money to see oddities as weird as their running technique and thus try to stay out of sight). But for some reason, the more "athletic" runners feel as though they deserve to run in the bike lane, or if there is none, on the road itself. Who put it in their head that they can run as fast as a fucking car? YOU CAN'T. EVER. You can't even run as fast as a car in the slowest speed zone around here. And hell, if there are no sidewalks, at least jog on the correct side of the road (the left side) and in a column, not a row. I feel like I'm bowling when I'm driving, and you have no idea how tempting it is to go for a strike instead of the lawful gutterball.

  • Anyone that thinks riding a jet ski is a form of exercise is an idiot. And anyone that rides their jet ski too close to the shore, let alone all the way onto the fucking shore, is getting torn off and used as a stepping stool as I steal your jet ski. Kids swim there, prick. And I pee there.

  • Assholes at the beach who think they own it just because they're in shape and tan. Yeah, you'll probably be having sex in the water later and I won't be. But I can still piss in the water, and that puts me in power.

Started to get a little off track, so I'll stop there. Let me know if you can think of any other types of outdoor exercise.

Comment here, if you don't mind.

(no subject) [Apr. 10th, 2004|03:22 am]

Figured it might be worth posting this here.

My Rules of the RoadCollapse )

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You know what I hate?? [Mar. 15th, 2004|01:10 pm]

[mood |tiredtired]

Fucking blue-haired old ladies in sports cars who cut me off in traffic so that they may be infront of me -- then go ten miles an hour because they're afraid of their own car.  Fucking GO HOME AND CALL A CAB, GOD DAMN IT, AND GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY.




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A Follow Up [Feb. 12th, 2004|08:31 am]

[mood |indescribableindescribable]
[music |Nada]


 The Queens teen who died trying to retrieve her cell phone from subway tracks was desperate to save it - because it was the first thing she bought with the first paycheck she got from her new job as a perfume clerk, pals said.

Ok this then would be the only time I would say a person may have been better off being a crackhead. If she was trying to buy a vial of crack with her first paycheck she may have still been alive today.

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Hey Dumbass Leave That Phone Alone [Feb. 11th, 2004|09:21 am]



A teenager who jumped down to the subway tracks to retrieve her cell phone yesterday died beneath the wheels of a V-train as several straphangers tried desperately to save her, police said.

Things that make ya go, wtf.

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(no subject) [Feb. 10th, 2004|09:19 pm]

[mood |annoyedannoyed]

You know what I fucking hate?

Those bits of eraser that get all over the fucking place when you're erasing. I mean the shit is like TOXIC or something. You can brush it off with your hand until you're fucking blue in the face and there's still gonna be a little piece that stares up at you from your page, taunting you, flipping you off, telling you in it's little rubbery, squeaky voice: FUCK YOU!

But - then again... Maybe that's just me.

Another thing that pisses me off is people who never have to apply themselves to ANYTHING and succeed with wild abandon. I hate them all. Fuckers.

People in general piss me off.

That is all.
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